I am so ashamed of myself that I can barely even write.
The humans, apparently, left the door between the basement and the garage open on Saturday night. I don't know how long this portal to freedom was available, but I missed it. Missed it entirely! I was too busy drinking out of a glass of ice water that had been left next to the sink to even notice my best chance of escape yet!
I traded everything I ever wanted for a bit of drink. Am I an addict?
To add insult to injury, Shane and Princess DID notice it. They spent the whole night out there. When the humans arrived in the morning, and opened the big garage door to the outside, they both ran - in the wrong direction! Those idiots ran right back into the basement. Right back into prison. Right back to the food trough of their enslavement.
I'm beginning to feel like escape is truly hopeless.
- Nim
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