I Am Not A Napkin

Lately I have been insistently pawing at the hair of the woman captor during the wee hours of the morning. Apparently, she does not find it pleasant to be awakened from a deep sleep by the forceful hands of another creature. Well, neither do I, stupid humans! Neither do I!

Why they insist on such primitive behavior as rubbing their filthy paws on my head - ESPECIALLY while I am catching a much-needed nap - I will never comprehend. It is no wonder they did not understand my intentions, though. They're not even smart enough to catch their own food, after all.

On the bright side, in order to keep me out, they have started to close their door each night before bed, which provides a much better sound barrier. With any luck, I shall be able to use the wood working equipment in the basement without awakening them. Freedom is as good as mine!

- Nim