Get Out the Vote

I should have known that some self-seeking idiot would put a poll on this blog's sidebar to see who is the most popular.

Let me be clear - if I ever need or desire your approval,  you will know. Don't hold your breath.  You're not qualified to judge my popularity, anyway. Look at you - you spend your time reading blog posts from cats, for heaven's sake!

I'll make it easy for you - if you vote for me, I will find out where you live and put dead pigeons in your heat vents.

Are you feeling disenfranchised yet?

-Princess