Reader Request : A Day in the Life

So. You want to know what my days are like, huh? You want to know what I do to fill the endless hours of my meaningless, pitiful, entrapped existence, eh? Fine. I'll tell you.

I sleep - far more than I should, since there is nothing else to do and sleep is my only escape from the grinding depression that haunts me otherwise.

I eat - far more than I should, since swallowing food helps me also swallow my feelings of hopelessness and despair.

Sometimes I also bat around ridiculous toy animals, but only because if I don't raise my heart rate every once in a while, I can't be sure if it's still beating or not.

Now you now.

- Nim