Correction

It was <ahem> "sweet" of the woman to try to set the record straight (as she put it) about our personalities.

She was (of course) totally wrong, though.

How's this for setting the record straight: she didn't catch me playing all those nights when she stayed up late. What she did was interrupt my steady and relentless quest to lose all of her hair ties down the return air vent. So far there are 47 down there, and only 2 left in the drawer.

How's that for 'kitten-like,' lady?!

- Princess