Saturday, August 24, 2013

Is This Better!?

It has recently come to my attention that some readers find my posts too 'wordy' for their liking.

It's bad enough that modern American television has dumbed much of society down to the point of practically being illiterate. I didn't think my readers would be part of that trend as well.

Well, here goes my attempt at what apparently passes for modern literature:

Hi. I am a cat. I am a nice cat. Will you pet me? I like it when you pet me. Purr purr. Meow.

<ignorant Cretins!>
Charles

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