Cat Universe

Sometimes I jump to conclusions. (It's the only kind of jumping I do these days.)

I saw this piece of paper, and it said, 'cat universe.' I figured that the little girls who live here were planning to send me to the moon, or outer space, or somewhere else. You know - in the universe.  That's a long way away. Right?

I showed my protest by ripping up their plans.

Turns out they were really just going to make a corner of the living room especially comfy, just for us. They were going to call it, um, Cat Universe.

I'm so ashamed.

-Shane