Escape by Cupboard?

Several weeks ago the humans watched a movie about four children who found a magical world by going through a cupboard.

I think the idea is utterly ridiculous. However, I'm getting desperate. To that end, I've now explored the inner recesses of the kitchen cabinet, the linen closet, the medicine cabinet, and every closet in the house.

No luck. Apparently our cupboards just lead to dust. Real life is not a movie.  If it was, I'd be Rambo.

- Nim