Biased

The birthday is over. Last night I flirted with the man while he was reading in bed. He had no choice but to pet me. I purred. He made a big deal about it. Humans are so easily manipulated.

Then I went and laid on the woman's lap. With my back to her. Looking all uncomfortable and moody. When she touched me, I hissed and jumped off the bed. That'll teach her.

- Princess