Happy Birthday!

It is the lady's birthday. She's always been sooooooo nice to me. Even when I rip up her mail. I don't have any money to buy her a gift, or any hands to make her a gift. The only thing I have to give her is some of my food, which I don't think she'd like. I'm glad. I don't really want to give up any of my food, even for a birthday gift. Even to her.

So, I've decided that for her birthday I'm going to give her the best gift I can think of  - me. From now on, I'm officially adopting her as my own. It may not be much, but I hope she likes it anyway. Happy birthday, mom!

Love,
Shanie Honey