Failure

I'm ashamed to report that, when tested by my people, I was unable to find the ball under the rotating cups even a single time. Imagine my utter disappointment at discovering that I couldn't even match the results of simple, mindless probability.

Eventually, I gave myself over entirely to apathy, jumped off the table, and consoled myself by indulging in an extra helping of kitty kibble.

I know longer know what kind of world I live in, if Shane has proven himself smarter than I. It is a sad, sad day.

- Charles