The Power of Suggestion

Those impertinent humans breached my security and have been reading my posts. Damn them! Apparently, the other cats have been posting as well. Who knew that they were smart enough to operate the computer?  After reviewing their entries, however, I realize I have nothing to fear. They have no knowledge of importance, so I do not have to worry about them giving it away.

However, one benefit of the other cats' entries was how the power of suggestion played on the weak and susceptible minds of the people here. The man, upon reading Shane's idiotic ramblings regarding beef jerky, decided to stop and buy some on the way home from work.

I managed to swipe (literally - with claws out) a piece from the youngest offspring. I still yearn for my freedom above all else, but at least I can do so with a very satisfied belly tonight.

- Nim