It has recently come to our attention that some feline members of the household might have misinterpreted the comments of an over zealous fellow squirrel named Rocco.
I'm here to extend my deepest apologies and to let all interested parties know that Rocco will no longer be communicating on behalf of our organization.
Mr. Cheeks himself, our leader, wants to be sure that you understand how deep our respect for your family is, and how much he wants our friendship to continue. And, mostly, how much he doesn't ever want to have a run in with Princess. Ever.
Our apologies, again. We beg your forgiveness and mercy. May all your seeds be sunflower, and your feeders be always full.
- Big Mike
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