Nooooooooooooo!!!

My plans. All my beautiful, brilliant plans! All for naught. All because those stupid humans had to be early for something for the first time in their stupid lives. All I needed was 16 more minutes, and I could have been breathing in the cold, clean air of freedom.

Worst of all, they caught me by such surprise that, in my haste to hide the evidence, I accidentally ignited the rocket pack, which flew into the pulleys, which fell into the sulfuric acid, which ate a whole in my hover platform. I mean, basically, the whole thing was a wreck. Thankfully, those stupid, stupid humans mistook it for a knocked over clothes basket and some water from the dehumidifier.

I'm not sure I'll ever recover from this.

-Nim