How You Like Me Now?

Today I decided to try something new. I know I don't like being 'owned', so I wanted to see how the woman feels about being 'owned'. How do cats show ownership? You got it - we pee on stuff.

While the woman was sitting at the table and doing school work with the children, I sprayed her. Right in the keester. Got some on the chair and the floor as well. I felt really good about it. She didn't. Turns out she doesn't like being 'owned' either. Go figure.

I got banished to the basement. She got stinky and wet. I'm going to call it even.

-Nim