I am so ashamed. So very, very ashamed. It wasn't anything I did on purpose, of course. But, my digestive ills finally got the best of me in the most unfortunate fashion today. I threw up at 5:17 a.m. In Mom and Dad's bed. On Mom. On Mom's face, to be exact. <sigh>
Since she is a mother, this is hardly the first time she's been awakened from a deep sleep by emesis. Though, I do believe it's the first time she's been awakened to find it on her face. True to her kindly nature, she didn't throw me from the bed immediately (as I probably would have done, truth be told). Rather, she calmly got up, cleaned up the mess, and even patted me on the head and got me some fresh, cold water to drink.
I really do live with the best people in the world.
With Deepest Gratitude,
Charles
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