I'm Sneaky, Darnit!

Don't look at me. Don't you dare look at me! I'm hiding. Can't you tell? I'm ready to make a horribly painful and bloody sneak attack on your ankles as you walk by this totally empty box sitting underneath an inconspicuous chair in the corner.

<sigh> How did I get so fat that I can't even fit in boxes anymore?

-Nim