It is the woman's birthday today. That means I will not insult her, or try to steal her man.
Furthermore, if anyone else tries to insult her or steal her man, I will be forced to unleash an unimagined world of hurt on them. And their families. And their friends.
This is a one-time arrangement. I will resume all normal activity (including insulting her and trying to steal her man) again tomorrow.
- Princess
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