I have this new game I started with the woman. You know - 'cause I'm playful, like that. I call it, 'Avoid Eye Contact.'
At first, she barely noticed. But, after a few days she began to really work hard at making me look her in the eyes. I think it's starting to make her a little bit paranoid, to be honest.
Yesterday she was especially determined to win a round. She even chased me around the house with her camera, making ridiculous sounds and hand gestures, and crawling around on the floor. But, she still lost.
I will always be the winner. Always. At everything. You all might as well learn that lesson now.
- Princess
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