Thursday, September 12, 2013

Rising From the Bottomfeeder

Bonjour. I am Moniser Jacques Poisson. Or, as my people call me, Mr. Fishy.

I am zee newest member of zee tank, and grateful to have made your acquaintance.

Despite what you might have heard, I am not a member of any resistance movement, uprising, or revolt. Honest. Sure, I spend zee most time cleaning scum from zee castle, as if in metaphorical protest about zee scum to be found in zee corroded halls of government. But, zat means nossing. Zat means absolutely nossing.

I am just zee humble, lowly fishy. Nossing to see here.

-Jacques

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